I’m a legend in my own mind. Born in the Netherlands, that tiny bit of land borrowed from the North Sea, where I lived, loved and worked until I found my true home in Tanzania.

There’s good days, there’s bad days. And then there are days when you feel privileged to be experiencing something so magical, you just know you are where it all started. Which is why the blog, because moments like these need digital canvas. And when the cats have once-more embarked on an inter-catactic war-game only they know the rules of using my entire photo-DVD collection as shields,  there is, at the very least, the Wayback Machine.

At this point in time*, nielsemmer.com is also the Digital Business Card & Playground of Niels Emmer, legend in his own mind. But that is, as it has always been, subject to immediate change at the most impossible hours. Linking to any of this is strictly at your own risk.

To contact me, click here or use the contact link currently at your disposal at the bottom of every single page on this domain. If you are that kind of person, or maybe want to be just this one time, you can waste some ridiculously expensive super-computer time of the No Such Agencies of this world, having them decode your – what will without a doubt turn out to be – completely harmless message, by first encrypting it with my public key.